I have a feeling this post will be meandering, so no title.
Quite honestly, I don’t watch a lot of porn. Usually, when I masturbate, my mind is blank. I usually masturbate to A) fall asleep, B) not be horney anymore. Those are the only two reasons… not because it feels good or anything that might be a regular reason.
Every once in a while, though, I turn to my friend to find stuff to masturbate to. Quite honestly, I either hit the free clips at qmov.com, or run over to see what’s up at thehun.net. However, I just can’t get off to porn unless it looks like someone’s getting hurt or someone is being a shittard.
I like that word. I use it when I speak to people. Shittard. That, and doucheface.
I digress.
I can watch the straight porn. I just don’t like it. I also don’t like when girls in the videos fuckin’ over-do it with the noises. Girls — I know that men might not be able to tell that you’re faking, but I can. Stop thinking about that shopping list and learn to act a bit better.
Maybe that’s why I like the videos with the pain in them? Maybe pain makes everything a bit more real. But if you want to see my favorite clip over at qmov.com, this is it:
OMG.
The objectification in that clip is awesome. And the chick really does sort of yodel with some sort of pain/pleasure. And the guys are both fucktards and douchefaces.
Maybe I’ve got some BDSM still in me. I still find that notion debatable. 
