“It Was Like A Pair of Elephant Ears!”

{ August 27, 2009 @ 8:33 am } · { Uncategorized }

So, R said something today that got me thinking.

He mentioned something about a girl that he had slept with — that she had a small clit.

In my head, the first thing that came to mind was, Wait, aren’t they all the same size?

Later, I went through the mental list of the four women I have had the pleasure of having sexual contact with.  I really, for the life of me, couldn’t remember any of them having a smaller or larger clit than I do.  I mean, I had my face down in their pussies for three of them, and I think the tongue is a pretty sensitive organ, right?  For the other, it was fingers alone — but still, you’d think I’d remember if it was -that- much smaller than mine.

So then I started wondering if women existed that had freakishly small or large clits.  Would sex be worse for those with smaller clits?  Would it be better for those with larger clits?  Fucking weird, I know, but … think about it.  Is it like a guy having a small cock?

Is it hereditary?

Are there “miracle” clit creams?  Do these chicks get that spam because they Google “clit enlargement”?

Then I started thinking about my own clit.  We’ve had a pretty good relationship, although it took some time getting to know each other.  When I first started masturbating, it was more like polishing very tarnished silver [odd analogy, I know, but work with me here].  Now, it’s more like if I pull my panties on too fast I get excited.  Of course, I’m *supposedly* in my sexual prime due to my age, so that may have something to do with it.

If anyone has any opinions or information, I’d be happy to hear it.  And don’t even get me started on the labia…